Party Brown

You will have to forgive me for this one it’s just a bit of a joke. I did have fun writing though, so I thought I might as well share it with you. Also before you decide to read more there are a few mild swear words.

I sat down the other night and wrote six sets of lyrics, I just had one of those writing moments and everything just started to flow. Then as I was thinking of calling it a night, the state of the world economy just popped into my head, I don’t know why, so as I live in the UK my mind went to our government and I put this little number together.

Like I say it was just a bit of fun, so not to be taken seriously. It’s called Party Brown.

Party Brown

Well this is Britain
What can I say
We’re in a mess
It’s hard to play

We had a prime Minister
His name was Blair
He hooked up with a Bush
And started a fight
Then sent our brave
To make it right

Our Prime Minister
The one named Blair
Did a fine job
But then had a scare

He saw it coming
It made him frown
So he gave his job
To Mr Brown

Tony Blair its not fair
You past your shit onto Mr brown
He picked it up, he was brave
I’m sticking round with Gordon Brown

You started a fight with a nation
It got to hot, so you deserted us
You let the banks risk our savings
Who feathered their nest with the nations

When the banks begged for money
You ran straight out of town
And gave your keys to Mr Brown
To pick up where you had failed

Tony Blair its not fair
You dropped your guts
And it went Brown
He’s trying hard, he’s still fighting
I’m sticking round with Gorden Brown

What ever shits thrown
He won’t resign
Give him his due you can’t deny
There’s no problem he won’t fight

He’s taken some shit
And then some more
Stood strong and proud
Then carried on

You have to admire
His stiff upper lip
For heavens sake
He is a Brit

Tony Blair its not fair
You left us all in the shit
But Mr Brown doesn’t scare
He took it on like Churchill did

That is why there’s due respect
Come stick around with Gordon brown
He won’t leave us in the shit
So give him time Gordon brown.

Robert M Petrie ©

I’m not trying to sing Mr Browns praises in the above words, I just think he took over the job just as the shit was about to hit the fan so may be we should give him a chance. I mean lets face it what is the alternative, there’s not exactly any dynamic name that pops to mind that will do any better.

Any way I hope you enjoyed it and took it as the bit of fun that I intended, because this world has become to serious, we need to lighten up and enjoy the jokes. We are all equal and a little bit of mickey taking is just fun not offensive.